Squires Application

 

All ye who would be squires step forward and make your declaration known.

In order to be considered, you must answer all questions. Your application will then be put into our database where the Dark Hunters can review your qualifications.  Good luck!

If you would like to know whether or not you'd make a good Squire, then please take a look at the Squire Compatibility test first.

Name:	Email:
Are you willing to be on call both day and night?	Depends on how cute the Dark Hunter is Yes No Maybe What are you, crazy? Nights are no good for me Days are no good for me
Are you willing to follow even the most bizarre of orders?	Yes No Maybe What are you, crazy? Depends on how cute the Dark Hunter is Just how bizarre are we talking? Is it MONDO bizarro?
Can you operate a crossbow?	Yes No Maybe You bet, killed 3 vamps last week! What's a crossbow?
Are you willing to drive really expensive sports cars?	Oh yeah, baby! No Maybe Who pays the insurance?
Likewise, can you drive a stick?	Oh yeah, baby! No Maybe What's a stick? I'm allergic to wood
Are you willing to live with your Dark Hunter?	Oh yeah, baby! No Maybe Depends on how cute the Dark Hunter is.
Do you have a Dark Hunter preference?
Do you have any medical training?	Yes No Maybe I can apply band-aids really, really well. Do I get to spread ointments over the boo-boos?
Can you lie well?	Yes No Not if I have to meet their eyes. To humans or Apollites? Call me Pathological.
Does danger scare you?	Yes No Maybe OK with moderate danger. No, unless we're talking killer bunnies You don't have killer bunnies, do you? Killer bunnies are REALLY scary
Can you think fast in a crisis?	Yes No Maybe Give me a minute, I'm thinking... I do okay unless someone's annoying me
Can you drive an ambulance?	Yes No Maybe Do you mean legally? There was this one time...
How are you on mouth to mouth?	Oh yeah, baby! No Maybe Depends on how cute the Dark Hunter is. If I kiss him, can I keep him?
Do you have a GREAT sense of humor (required)?	YES! No Maybe What's a sense of humor? Do I have to laugh or can I just smirk?
Can you run fast?	Only when chased. No Depends on who's/what's chasing me I run like the typical victim in a horror movie... Only toward certain death or danger :)
If you heard a noise in the basement would you:	Dress in HIGH heels and a short skirt High heels are fun to run in Call my Dark Hunter immediately Throw little pickles down stairs in case it's hungry Move out of the house Assume it's my Dark Hunter practicing Find another job cause this one's too dangerous.
Can you cook?	No, but I was born with the pizza delivery # in my brain No Yes Yes, but how immortal are they? Are Dark Hunters impervious to food poisoning? Do I get paid extra for it? Does cereal count?
How would rate yourself on a neatness scale?	1. Pigs R Us 2. Mildly revolting 3. I clean once a month whether it's needed or not. 4. I don't do windows 5. Call me Martha
Any other things you'd like your prospective Dark Hunter employer to know?

Squire Benefits:

Full Tuition at the College/University of your choice. Full life,  medical and dental for you and your family. Incredible pay. Car of your choice with insurance. Unlimited QVC shopping privileges. All the latest technological gizmos that come out. 

You may live with the Dark Hunter or the DH will buy you a fab pad of your own. You will receive a cell phone, weapon of your choice, beeper and computer, and you will be trained on how to use them. Oh and best benefit of all to the women--these guys are HOT and the Squires get to train with them while the DH's are half-dressed. Oh, and the DH's sleep in the buff :)

Drawbacks:

They seem to need us most at dawn or shortly thereafter, so a good night's sleep is pretty much over. Have you ever seen what a Daimon looks like? Shiver! And we are prime biting material for them. DH's are BOSSY alpha types with more than their fair share of arrogance. They're especially cranky when you wake them during daylight hours. They tend to think they own us. They're also VERY dangerous and deadly, so never approach/touch one while he sleeps. And though they all come from vastly different backgrounds, they all share one thing-- a tormented past that haunts them still.