Tee's prized Pomeranian, Petey is an unofficial mascot for the agency. Okay, Joe can barely stand the dog who makes it a habit of biting him every time he goes near Tee, but we know the truth. Joe spoils the pooch as much as Tee does.

Tee and Retter are the only two people Petey adores. Basically, he's a vicious cur, but we either tolerate him, or Tee shoots us. No one at the agency doubts for a minute that one day Petey really will be president.